What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 03:23
Yes sir it is.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
How did you get to be a leftist?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Why are Indians so influenced by the Western culture, when the Indian tradition has so much to give?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
HELLO
Sure no problem officer.
After a few moments he returns.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
How can one learn to talk frankly?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
{RING} {RING}
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?